Adventures in Time

Good Heavens! I, Nathaniel D. Fizzywater III, have been chucked about through time like a loose penny! Read my journal entries on this frightfully modern "internet" contraption. Witness my befuddlement with the horseless carriages (they must be steam-powered!), the strange pocket-sized glass bricks (for reading tiny letters?), and the overall lack of decent tallow candles! It's a shocking world, this 'future' (I think they call it the 1990s... or maybe 2025? It's all a confusing blur!). Tune in!

02 Dec 2025 2 min read

Getting Jiggy with the Duchess of Material and the Warlock of Winning

Date: October 27, 1987 (I think?) Location: The Holy Woods of Angels (Hollywood?), The Americas Mood: Totally Radical / Slightly Intoxicated on "Wine Coolers" Yo, Journal. Or should I say... ‘Sup. I

02 Dec 2025 2 min read

The Night of the Elastic Jester and the Electric Box

Date: October 26, in the Year of Our Lord 1995 Location: A parlor of great disarray, likely New York or perhaps the moon. Dearest Journal, I have found this moving-picture-still—or "snapshot,